"Another Tune" Lyrics

G Em7 C D

[VERSE ONE —UKULELE]
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Oh, dear, I couldn’t enjoy a thing today
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‘Cause all the mean things that a few men say
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Have been runnin’ through my mind on replay
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I wish I could just wish them away

[UKULELE PRE-CHORUS]
G Em7
I don’t wanna have to write another tune
C D
About another rude, clueless dude
G Em7
There are better things I’d prefer to do
C D
But I can’t move on until I move this shit through

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[UKULELE CHORUS]
G C
There’s only one thing that helps me get along
G D
When I’m reelin’ ‘cause I feel I’ve been wronged
G D
I make the choice to deal with it through song
G C
Using my voice is what makes me feel strong

[VERSE TWO — RAP]
Hey, magician, you were wishin’
For a lovely new assistant
Open mic was my audition
You called me a comedienne
I tried to manifest your vision
You just wanted a woman who’d listen
You wanna fuse with ukulele?
Or just use a pretty lady
Can’t believe I let you play me
That trick was pretty shady
You said that I could make some dough
I paid to see your show
You showed me how it goes
Then you dropped me like a hot potato
I thought it was great
You didn’t want to date
Just asked to collaborate
You gave me hate ‘cause I was late
You were rude to berate me
You did not appreciate me
You never even thanked me
Apologize when you’re not right
All I asked was that you be polite
You said “we wasted each other’s time”
I think you just wasted mine
I don’t want to work with you
I wish I’d never talked to you
Your cheesy act ain’t all that slick
Your sleazy attitude makes me sick
You went from dweeb to dick
That’s prob’ly your best magic trick
Put my rhymes in your epitaph
My fans will want your autograph
You said I’m funny, who gets the last laugh?
Bet right now you wanna saw me in half

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UKULELE CHORUS
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UKULELE PRE-CHORUS

[VERSE THREE — RAP]
It’s not funny, comic artist
To get pissed ‘cause you felt dissed
When I walked away you hissed
You acted like a little bitch
I don’t exist for your bliss
Okay, you’re a dominant
Consent’s still a requirement
Touching is okay
When it’s for play
With a conquest who’s into it
But on a second date? Shit!
You’re actin’ like the president
Men should not accept you
As a representative
Next you sent abusive texts
‘Cause I didn’t want your sex
You said I acted like a cunt
I was just being upfront
If you loved pussy
You wouldn’t push me
And if you liked me,
You wouldn’t ambush me
It’s not pleasure
When there’s pressure
I don’t give away this treasure
I didn’t judge you by your cover
But I judge by your behavior
Anti-lover, you’re a hater
Your comic book is a waste of paper
You thought I was hot
I gave you a shot
You said now, I said not
You don’t want to be taught
To treat a woman like you ought
I don’t let a mean dog paw me
You don’t hear me, but you saw me
If you’re mad about this rap
Bust a pen cap and draw me

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UKULELE CHORUS

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[SECOND UKULELE PRE-CHORUS]
I didn’t want to have to write another tune
About another rude, clueless dude
There are better things I prefer to do
Now I can move on because I moved that shit through

[VERSE FOUR — RAP]
I don’t mean to ream
Every bein’ with a penis
Not all men want to demean us
I got a posse full of boys
Who enjoy my feminist noise
I know all you bros ain’t dicks or dopes
Here’s a shout out to
The homeboys who give me hope
Thank you to the hosts at my shows—
Local radio and the open mic, yo
For helping me to share my flow
You know it’s true,
We had Bryce at Brew,
Matt came through with Alex on his crew,
James rocked the AFC too
Colton was holdin’ it all together
Riis is the piece who believes in forever
Now Steph is most def the top dog at Brew
And Ben Perdition’s on the Whiskey Tip crew
Hopmonk MC Ceni, Eddie at Radio KGGV,
KOWS’ Uncle Dave is like family
And guess who’s crackin’up laughin’
when I’m rappin’ about the jackasses
Attackin’ his daughter?
That’s right, bitches, it’s my father
I know men are people, too
Papa, can’t they all be cool like you?
Thank you to Graham and to Cam
For respectin’ who I am
I love that you’re down to jam
And that you give a damn
Jaemi Fortier is a baller
Derek Stricker hear me holler
JJ Jackson calls in friends
Stem Kent is leading men
Erik Klouse is in the house
Josh Bluegreen is in my screen
Tyler McCourtney, you support me
Josh and Dusty, you must trust me
Patrick and Nik. . . can you edit this shit?

DANCE BREAKDOWN

Yeah, we got systemic problems
And a rap song ain’t gonna solve ‘em
Who’s got the answer?
Who’s gonna ask her?
Take assholes to task
If they harass her
Thank y’all for makin’ time to hear me
I may sound mean but there’s no need to fear me
Just don’t psychologically shove me
Show me some love
and don’t act above me
I’ll be your ally, I’ll fight ’til I die,
For safety, freedom and our right to thrive
But if you disrespect my crew
You know what I’m gonna do!

‘Cause
UKULELE CHORUS
(switch to D chord on the word “strong”)